Thursday, September 24, 2009
Monday, March 31, 2008
My Emotions
I want to take this time to try to illustrate my emotions. A manifestation of displaced want complicates my daily life. It creates a void that only can be filled by you, but my pride will not allow me to tell you this. The fact that I want but don't need you, I love but no longer lust for you an elephant in a small room. Do you know what it’s like to have 2 people look at u with total lust and devotion and you only look back at one of them with the same feelings. I think I may be a perpetual honeymooner. I love to be loved by someone who loves me and thinks that I am the greatest thing since sliced bread. You know like the 1st 3 months of a relationship. I need to be put on a pedestal and all of my accomplishment to be shouted across the city. I mean who doesn't but I need these things to be in a relationship and once they r gone so am I. I FEEL like being in the honeymoon stage.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
My Spanish Fly~>
Have you ever noticed that you are drawn to certain people, or should I say that certain people are drawn to you!?! No, then it sucks to be you. As I go on my "explorations" of the human body I discovered one common denominator in the ladies that attract me, the Ankh. Yes this ancient symbol placed on the body of a woman is my, Spanish Fly. It can be located anywhere on the body not visible to the eye, but upon father "exploration" I always find one. Tiny ones located on the back of your neck, or a perfectly symmetrical ankh on the spine of your back, little delicate ones on your wrist, or the ever so inviting one on your pelvic bone, the one behind your ear only visible as you tilt your head to the side to give me a wink, the one on your ankle mimicking my hearts. The Ankh… the symbol of life, what an enchanting symbol. The ladies who have choosing to embrace this symbol of life are as different as the locations that they have choosing to have them placed. Where is your Ankh?!?
The Cereal Conspiracy !?!
Yesterday while having my first bowl of cereal in a year I started to read the box. We all do it, it's one of those things that we saw our parents doing so it is ingrained in us to read the box while eating. I then notice that one VERY important thing has changed from when I was younger. NO PRIZE, I mean WTF, I have to go on the net and mail all of these box tops off to get a stupid Tony the Tiger wrist band !?! Where is the fun in that!?! I want my prize NOW!?! Then it comes to me, THE CEREAL CONSPIRACY, pay close attention because once they realize that I am on to them and spreading the word they may make me remove this blog.(Side note: I figure while I am talking about conspiracy theories I have to refer to "the man" and they.) Okay, so here it is in the past cereal companies would put a toy in every box, that only cost like 2 dollars for a big box by the way, and these cheap toys maybe cost them maybe $.04 each. Then one company says I can get these bigger toys for $.02, but they don't fit in the box. Some genius said the customers can send postage and a box top and we will mail the prize to them at no cost to us. So someone at another company says, we will give ours away for free IF you send in three box tops, as the take the price of the box up to $4.50. Now by the time I have collected my third box top I cant find the first one and I am out of $13.50, and I still don't have my prize!?! Our kids are being cheated!?! FREE PRIZES FOR EVERYONE!?!
my anti blog
Well in an attempt to see what all of the hype is about here goes nothing….
Blogging is a way to get your thoughts and feelings out some may say, "I had a lot on my mind so I wrote a blog and now I feel much better". Wouldn't a journal do the same thing and save you the $30+ you spend a month on the net. Maybe a blog is just a way for other people to get into your business and continue not to focus on the faded existence of there own lives.
My girlfriend says she blogs for me… to be decided by the jury that is still out!?! So I will try my best to keep all of the people that have endless time on there hands entertained by blogging as much as possible. To be honest I will be blogging to keep the love of my life content, because no matter how much time we spend together there is always a way to become closer… in the words of one of my favorite shirts "I blog to get laid". I do offer this advise, as anyone who knows me will tell you, I am not the best writer in the world so if you want to read a great blog from an superb writer try my girlfriends, it is sure to keep you more entertained then mine.
Blogging is a way to get your thoughts and feelings out some may say, "I had a lot on my mind so I wrote a blog and now I feel much better". Wouldn't a journal do the same thing and save you the $30+ you spend a month on the net. Maybe a blog is just a way for other people to get into your business and continue not to focus on the faded existence of there own lives.
My girlfriend says she blogs for me… to be decided by the jury that is still out!?! So I will try my best to keep all of the people that have endless time on there hands entertained by blogging as much as possible. To be honest I will be blogging to keep the love of my life content, because no matter how much time we spend together there is always a way to become closer… in the words of one of my favorite shirts "I blog to get laid". I do offer this advise, as anyone who knows me will tell you, I am not the best writer in the world so if you want to read a great blog from an superb writer try my girlfriends, it is sure to keep you more entertained then mine.
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